Comments on: Plum TV Interview: Rachel Goldberg, Courtney Fruin, and Jenna Hewitt.

By: The Montauk Monster Mystery: SOLVED!!

The Montauk Monster Mystery: SOLVED!! — Fri, 30 May 2014 20:02:15 +0000

OK, this here is the troof, OK?
OK, this dude, right?
He liketed that Jennifer Love-Hewitt bitch, right?

So, right, he bought a dog from the pantry AND BEAT IT UP WIF STICKS FROM THE LUMBERYARD until it started makin’ that dog yelp sound.
You know the one, right? That *AWWROOO* kinda sound.
Like that dog from the Jetsons stubbed his toe or some shit.

Anyways, so right, after he beat up the dog nice & good,
he went out to that Hamptons Beach place and threw that shit in the water and waited for it to come back. Then when it came back, he texted that Jennifer Love-Hewitt bitch and said, “Oh, shit! Check this shit out!”, right? So she went down there and when she came there, HE ASKED HER IF HE COULD SINK THE TRUNK OF HIS MEAT BETWIXT & BETWEEN HER GARGANTUAN JEWGIRL BREASTSESES. She started laughing and shit, right? So after she leaveded, my friend took the dead dog away to the Magic Forest and stood there and stared at it until MAGGOTS AS THICK AS EARFWORMS started comin’ out of it, right? So then, right, we tookted the maggot earfworms and made paté & soup out of it and FEEDED IT TO THE POOR KIDS OF OL’ MA POTTER’S ORPHANAGE & BOHACK’S® OUTLET. They was eatin’ that shit and we was laughingnen and shit! Then, right, WE ALL ATE SOME STALE ENTENMANN’S™ CHEESE BUNS (that shit that’s piled high in the supermarket bakery section because no one ever buys it, yet they insist on ordering loads of it, but never, Heaven forbid, over-order on the Apple Puffs which everyone *does* buy so they run out of *those* first? You know?), farted, watched Uncle Floyd and went to sleep. THE END. See? Mystery solved!!

By: Fabulous

Fabulous — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:33:32 +0000

There’s certainly practically nothing I fancy more than coming to this weblog every morning after work. Thanks a bunch for most of the nice posts!!

By: Christine Sims

Christine Sims — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 05:27:31 +0000

It’s people like you which make my day…

By: movie downloads

movie downloads — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:21:50 +0000

really, it was three chicks walking along the beach, saw a weird dead animal, took a few pictures, and kept walking. shit, have some common sense and stop making up bullshit to make it seem like you’ve got everything figured out.
and why do they have to have a flamer reporter? damn was his voice annoying.

By: Rita

Rita — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:30:22 +0000

WTF happened to my response to Hippy?

By: Rita

Rita — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:25:34 +0000

To Hippy:

Been a little busy but thanks for asking where I have been. To answer your questions no I am not seeking forgivness from my parents souls as most would only do that if you did somthing wrong or lied, in which I did neither. My family owes me nothing because we know the truth and they still have the remains. Definately NOT pitching a movie, have more important things to do than pitch a low budget, straight to DVD movie.
There are pictures but can not be posted under a confidentiality agreement from the lawyers representing the family and the other parties involved in this whole thing. Sometimes people should just have a little confidence in others and in the end the truth comes out.

By: Hippy

Hippy — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:48:10 +0000

Rita?..where are you?..seeking forgivness from your parents souls?..if you didnt know what this was about at the time, then your family owes you big time..so which is it?…are you in on pitching the movie or a innocent family member?

By: magixian

magixian — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:13:57 +0000

wow. the whole thing is increasing the already high suspense.

the truth is that this whole thing is about marketing a product,

probably this site or a movie with this name!

By: mnauel

mnauel — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:52:24 +0000

is just a cow really ugly one

By: imaginer

imaginer — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:45:12 +0000

pooz: yeah he’s kinda annoying but at least tolerable. personally, i’m not sure how anyone can read internet forums with bigoted dumbasses like you running rampant.