BREAKING NEWS: Montauk Monster found at Gurney’s Inn

Just in time for 4th of July weekend, the Montauk Monster has made its return to the shores of Long Island washing up at Gurney’s Inn. (Oceanside resort located in Montauk, NY) The initial discovery was made by PJ Monte and friends while walking on beach property owned by Gurney’s Inn. (July 2nd 2009 at 6:15 PM) The dead and bloated carcass washed up during an elegant oceanfront wedding. With gorgeous views of the Atlantic Ocean it’s no surprise that the Montauk Monster decided to crash the party!

As for the wedding party, the carcass went undetected as PJ Monte and friends moved it to a different location and the photography session began shortly after. Now you are probably wondering how once again I made it to the eye of the storm to cover the breaking news. Allow me to give you the play-by-play.

While on Facebook this evening, I saw an update on PJ Monte’s wall indicating that he found The Montauk Monster as he uploaded photographs to his Flickr account. Yours truly, (Nicky Papers!) is connected to PJ through mutual friends. (God bless social networking!) Within 10 minutes of PJ’s wall posting I was able to get in touch with him by phone and explained that I was interested in covering the story. PJ graciously accepted my wishes and invited me to come out Gurney’s to check it out for myself.

With excitement, I rallied out to Montauk to once again get an up-close-and-personal encounter with the Montauk Monster. Upon arrival at Gurney’s Inn, PJ introduced me to his friends and his father Paul Monte. (General Manager, Gurney’s Inn) Paul Monte led the way as I was taken to a remote part of the property to witness the beast again with my own eyes.

The monster was removed from an ice-filled enclosure and laid out for all to view. The stench this time was so horrific it triggered my gag reflex and I was forced to take a step back. PJ and the crew lifted their shirts over their noses for relief from the rotting stench.

Sure enough, we were all looking at a very similar creature that has now washed up for the fourth documented time by photograph. For those who’ve doubted my discoveries, (Geraldo Rivera, Doug Kennedy) please note that I was with company who have openly revealed themselves and are willing to discuss this incident further.

After the viewing session we loaded the carcass back into the ice-filled enclosure for safe keeping. PJ Monte had to make an early exit as he was on his way to a party that evening in the Hamptons. My discussions with Paul Monte continued with his assistant Kon in an office located on the premises. Paul Monte agreed to run the pictures taken earlier that evening by his son PJ Monte as a Montauk-Monster.com exclusive.

What’s most disturbing about this discovery is that PJ and Paul’s last name is Monte sharing the well-known nickname for the Montauk Monster, “Monty”. Is this a coincidence or possibly the coming of the apocalypse? In a private conversation with PJ Monte, I mentioned that I had a premonition that our paths would be crossing by the way of the Montauk Monster. Being that this was the first time we had met, I think he was slightly freaked out by that remark. Nonetheless, I had to get that off my chest.

Additionally, the couple who contacted me in May (Monster found in Southhold, NY) made claims that while the dead carcass was in their backyard, (in an ice-filled cooler) the wife had terrible nightmares. They still wish to remain anonymous as the husband disposed of the carcass on a boat ride to Block Island to put his wife at ease. In fear of public humiliation, they wish to keep their identity unknown.


I’m still convinced these creatures are washing up from Plum Island. What do you think?

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81 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Montauk Monster found at Gurney’s Inn”

  1. Koji says:

    Pokemon catch them all!

  2. commentator says:

    looks like a dead cat

  3. prof DR.bearbrewer says:

    or it could be michael jakson!??

  4. prof DR.bearbrewer says:

    deam u all suck
    it’s just a zee-lion crossed with a cow and somebody put a skull in front of it!
    and if it is real where is every body?
    why do i have to do so much research for things they don’t existence!
    the oly thing i wanna tell is: sarcoptic mange can create apparent monsters!

  5. Isa says:

    IT ISNT A BEAK. its the skull thats protruding after the skin decayed. retard

  6. whawhahaha its a cow u fags

  7. Stella says:

    NOO!! its not A MAN BEAR PIG!! ITS A BEAR PIG MAN!!

  8. Katie says:

    In my opinion it is some kind of dog that spent some time in the surf after it died. I base my reasoning on these points:

    1) if this “monster’s” skull is compared to several species of dog skulls it has several key similar points of reference i.e. canine like molars, nose and jaw shape and while the front teeth are missing it obviously had inlarged canines
    2) even in its bloated state the positioning of the limbs indicate that the animal would have had all four of its limbs positioned underneath it, in a manner similar to a dog
    3)when visually comparing the “hand” bones to to the skeletal front paw of a dog, it is within the parameters of similarity
    4)due to it having fur it is reasonalbe to infer that this is a land based animal
    5)There is no point of reference in the pictures to have any true comparison to determine the size of the animal, but that being said dogs come in a variety of sizes, breeds, and mixes

    All in all, I can’t really confirm or even really deny what it is. I can only state my opinion. But I recommend in the future, when taking a picture of something you want to try to identify later, try to get something else in the picture to use as a size reference, be it a ruler or even just a pen.

  9. Sam says:

    People who saids it’s a dog are you stupid? That thing is too big to be a dog and at the rear it looks like a cow. Dont just guess at least predict it.

  10. Caitie says:

    ITS A MAN BEAR PIG!!!

  11. Caitie says:

    OMG! they found it on my B-day!

  12. lol i m no expert at animal genetics or anything like that and i dont have a clue about what the thing is BUT!!!

    i can tell you that it is no monster and it did not wash ashore naturally because

    1. most animals when dead, will float belly up. The bacterias in the stomach/intestine go out of control and starts breaking down the body. their by-product is carbon dioxide gas… the gas builds up in the stomach and intestine. And so the dead body floats like a balloon belly side up. as presented from the corpse, the underside of the carcass seems to be bitten by fishes as well underneath the throat and leaving patches of hair onto of the animal where it most likely faced up to stay out of the water and fishes. ( i m guessing that the animal was purposely drowned)

    2. its front teeth were definitely pulled out or cut out to leave a straighted line like that. if it were bacteria infection that caused the teeth to fallout, there would be marks left on the jaw bone to indicate such. (i m guessing the hoaxter pulled the dogs teeth because the canine teeth will give it away)

    3. it just look like a dog to me thats all

    anyways my 2 cents

  13. victor fay says:

    ok my take on this is there working on gen slicing at plum island and mutation resulting in failure causing these monsters after the failure they dump them trying to hide it from the media but with the hie tides the waters drag the body’s of the dead beings to shore and when the waters gone it reveals the dead monsters im going to look back at the dates of the sitings and cross them with the hie tides of each year and get back to every one.

    P.S im only 14 and if every one opens there eyes to the broad perspective new things can become possibilities and new answers appear keep that in mind

  14. Celestial says:

    I think the goverment or whatever is doing tests on animals trying to cross bread animals half bat/cow/raccon/pig and what not but there deffinitly something fishy behind it

  15. Dennis says:

    this one it does look fake i mean look at the skull is this one real like the others?And it does look its shaped like a cow

  16. Alli says:

    They all look like they could be cows. Plum Island runs tests on animals, right? This would make logical sense.

  17. Mitch says:

    its probobobly a dog, but its not like the first one, the first one had a beak this one is not believable.

  18. Jennfer says:

    Personally,I think thats its a preorstoric animal from B.C.I think that drowned,and then finally washed up on shore.I also think that there is more of them.

  19. GOD says:

    it’s definitely not a dog, nor a cow. if you look at the skull, you’ll see that the teeth are set back pretty far from the tip of the ” beak “. it’s funny how people keep saying it’s a dog & how some poor family is probably missing there’s. did they happen to lose 4 dogs all in the same area? let’s be realistic here. it could be a new species of some sort. cool pics, cheers!

  20. Carissa says:

    now that i think of it, they did get ride of the bodies fast….maybe its the government doing weird experiments, or some creep screwing around with things, kinda like frankenstien. who knows.

  21. Carissa says:

    whats with all these things washing up? the 1st 2 i have no clue as to what they may be, but its possible they’re from plum island. the 3rd looks like it could be a dog, who knows. hasnt someone taken the body in for testing? like take dna or hair samples to see if its a known animal. i do like the idea of new and unknown though. kinda like big foot and loch ness, and all the other myths out there

  22. I thinks its a monster. Pete thinks its an alien. But whatever it is its messed up looking! We need to get the guy from destination truth out to check it out!

  23. Pete & Repete says:

    I think this thing IS A MONSTER! And Pete thinks its an ALIEN! But that dude on you tube is right- WHERE IS IT? It just seems everyone swept it under the rug too quickly- which makes me VERY suspicious!

  24. Maggie says:

    and it looks like it might of been pregnant.

  25. Maggie says:

    Seriously.
    That’s just a dog that’s been decaying for awhile. Look at it closely, look at it’s teeth, the way it’s legs are layed out. Its just a dog, stop freaking out over something that isn’t. To me it looks like a german shepard who’s hair isn’t there anymore since its well, decaying. Look at its ears. Its paws.

    Sorry guys, just a dead German Shepard.

  26. Katy says:

    dude this is a cow

  27. pual says:

    am i the only one who thinks his\its teeht dont looke some crnivores?(dont complan about my spelling) it could be a dead sheep or goat or something thar drifted to the coast

  28. kayte & robert says:

    ok for the idiot that said this is a dog sence swhen did they grow beaks were on earth!

  29. Alex says:

    At first, i thought this was a water bloated german shepard body. Looking closer the head looks too angular, mabe a mutated dog?

  30. Shane says:

    That’s… just a dead dog that’s been decaying for awhile. Why have people been getting excited over this thing again? Some poor family lost it’s dog, and you’re all pining over the corpse. You should be ashamed…

  31. Rissa says:

    I Need some mystery in my life soon i might go to plum island explore

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